Part 1:  Ray starts this segment wishing his son Conner a very happy birthday! He explains his name and why he has it. Then Bill Diamond told the story of how he used to have a million freckles and how he tried to get rid of them because of peer pressure. Which sets Ray off again about the Holy Donut situation.
Part 2: Ray continues his war on the Leftist haters and their quest to not help giving children help and presents during the holiday season.